Stiiiiiiill Horny – n the Season 3 finale, Tessa joins a knitting circle, but George is startled by how old her new friends are. Elsewhere, George writes a song in the aftermath of his one-night stand; and newlyweds Lisa and Malik aren’t exactly a happy couple.
Les Lucioles – Lisa and Malik’s wedding is boycotted by his family, so he asks George to walk him down the aisle. Meanwhile, June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; and Sheila passes on some advice to her daughter on her big day.
Dalia Nicole Smith – Dalia is rejected by the only college to which she applied, so Dallas tries to help plan her future, but Dalia has other ideas about how to survive. Meanwhile, George makes Tessa go on a double date with a mother and son they met on her college tour.
No, You Can’t Sit With Us – A weekend camping trip for George, Noah, Fred and Victor turns chaotic after Fred loses Victor in the woods. Meanwhile, Tessa mentors a social outcast and prepares her for the Miss Chatswin pageant, which takes her rivalry with Dalia to a new level.
The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth – Dallas’ mother passes away, but she asks Tessa to head south with her for the funeral, where Dallas renews a sibling rivalry and confronts her feelings about her mom. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a triple blind date that gets Fred a little more than he bargained for.
Catch and Release – Lisa decides to propose to Malik, but the news sends Tessa to her dad for advice when she isn’t sure how to respond, especially when the proposal doesn’t go as planned. Meanwhile, George worries about his girlfriend’s rudeness to her employees.
I’m Just Not That Into Me – Tessa takes Malik and Lisa to a college party, where she meets her male doppelgänger—and falls for him instantly. Meanwhile, Dallas gets a makeover after getting some interesting advice from a matchmaker.
ABOUT A BOY-YOI-YOING – George and Fred take a trip to Manhattan after Tessa scolds her dad for his love of a juice bar in Chatswin. Meanwhile, Tessa gets talked into attending Evan’s birthday party, where she announces what she really thinks of him.
Blame It on the Rainstick – Noah returns to Chatswin a changed man after his court-ordered anger-management program, but George decides to see if it really worked. Meanwhile, Tessa joins a new age band she meets in the park.
The Birds and the Biederman – Awkward meetings in Chatswin for George and Dallas force them to divide the town to avoid seeing each other. Meanwhile, Tessa wonders why Lisa is hanging out with Ryan’s girlfriend; and Fred is worried that Sheila is ready to leave him.