Have a Heart…Attack! – In the Season 1 finale, the Whittemore’s couch is ruined by a drunk Crawford, prompting Camila to suggest that they all ease up on the drinking; and one of the Sachs men ends up in the hospital as a result of Eli ignoring his father’s constant complaining.
Enemies of Bill – When Crawford gets too drunk and accidentally ruins the Whittemores’ couch, Camila insists that they all quit drinking so much. Then, Eli ignores David’s constant complaining, and …
Warner’s Got it Made – Eli and Warner work to develop a new mafia game for Ghost Child Games and invite a real mob boss to the office to consult.
Baby Face – Camila goes away for the weekend to visit her sister, so in order to have the house to himself, Warner pays for Crawford and David to stay at a hotel where they are mistaken for a gay couple on their honeymoon.
Bully Gene – Eli feels like he’s being bullied by the son of the single mom he’s dating. Things get worse when the kid steals the prototype of Ghost Child’s newest game. Elsewhere, Warner picks fights with Camila in order to sleep on the comfy couch.
Eli Nightingale – A sick Veronica gets avoided like the plague by germaphobe Warner, while Eli does his best to nurse her back to health in hopes that he’ll be rewarded for his kindness with sex.
Mister Edna – Eli pressures David into marrying Edna after she’s detained as an illegal immigrant, but begins to have second thoughts about the wedding when Edna gets a bit too into the role of wife and mother.
The Glitch That Stole Christmas – An employee who is fired right before the holidays takes his revenge on Eli and Warner by including an offensive word in their family-friendly Christmas game; at the same time, Edna encourages David to make some present-buying money working as a mall Santa.
Dad Abuse – Accusations of elder abuse lead to Crawford and David being put in foster care for seniors, which makes their sons happy at first, but then guilt sets in and they end up hatching a plan to rescue their fathers.
Comic Book Issues – Crawford unknowingly gives Warner a collection of comic books that were stolen from a storage unit belonging to Eli, who is thrown for a loop when his friend won’t return the goods.