I’ll Slide Home for Christmas – Terry’s Christmas plans for a family celebration are spoiled by the Cannon, who would rather spend the holiday with his old war buddies. Meanwhile, Danny and the Angles deliver a present to Terry in the form of their first win.
Massive Election – Terry runs against Dick for league president; the Cannon takes Danny to a golf course to teach him a lesson in leadership.
No Crying in Baseball – When Danny is teased after being hit by a pitch, The Cannon trains the Angles like an elite Army platoon so that Danny can redeem himself when he takes on the Pirates in paintball….
Safety Squeeze – Terry looks out for Dudley when his parents forget to pick him up from practice, and she learns that they’re getting a divorce. Meanwhile, the Cannon and Dick attend sensitivity training after an incident at an Angles practice.
Night Games – Danny goes trick-or-treating with the Angles, but first must devise a plan to outsmart the bullies who are scaring his teammates into submission. Meanwhile, the Cannon shows his competitive side during a visit to a cemetery; and Lulu treats Terry to an adult Halloween.
She. Could. Go. All. The. Way! – Terry tries dating again, but the Cannon and Dick team up to sabotage her new relationship with a guy she likes. Meanwhile, the Cannon learns that Danny has been helping other kids cheat on tests.
The Change Up – Danny gets advice on girls from the Cannon, who tells him that bad boys have better luck with women. Meanwhile, Terry has a girls’ night out with Lulu.
Play Hard or Go Home – Terry wonders if her dad had a girlfriend he might be more pleasant to be around and nicer to the team. Meanwhile, Danny goes on a mission to tell Vanessa how he feels about her.
Stay In or Bail Out – Terry looks for a job so she can move out of her father’s house. Meanwhile, the Cannon tries to cure the Angles of their fear of getting hit by a pitched ball by taking them to a prison for some unconventional instruction from the warden; and a bedroom and bathroom in the Cannon’s house go mysteriously unused.
Pilot – A divorced single mom and former softball all-star coaches her son’s baseball team of misfits after they’re rejected by the local Little League squad, and gets help from her beer-guzzling father, a once-promising ballplayer with whom she’s forced to live after being estranged for years.